Pizza At You Copyright (c) 1996 by Shadowcat Pizza At You is delivery only. It can be reached from any phone by dialing 7400228968, or from any computer by emailing pizza@you. Area codes, country codes, etc. are unnecessary. The person taking your order speaks any language fluently, although with an odd accent. The accent will seem to vary over the course of a conversation. For example, the speaker may answer the phone with a Chinese accent, tell you the current specials in a Southern accent, confirm your order in a Russian accent, and tell you the total in a British accent. You can get anything on a pizza. Pepperoni, feta cheese, whole wheat crust, motor oil sauce, lady's fingers (either the pastry or the real thing -- you may want to specify) eye of newt, (once more Specifiacation is advised). A variety of drinks, both alcoholic and non-, are also available. Anything that would not be an option at a good pizza place will cost extra (GM's discretion). You cannot, however, order a pizza "with everything." This would require a warp in reality, and would be BAD. Instead, one of Pizza At You's permanent specials is the "Sweep the Counter," this pizza has the little bits of extra cheese and toppings that have been dropped on the counter while making previous pizzas. A "Sweep the Counter" pizza could arrive with nothing but sauce, or it could have guacamole, petunias, and sedimentary rocks. "Sweep the Counter" pizzas are sold at a discounted price. Your pizza will always arrive in thirty minutes or less. Sometimes, considerably less. Say, before you order. The charming people at Pizza At You still insist that you phone in and pay for your order, however. While they never make mistakes on an order, the temporal inconsistencies caused when you do not place the order can be upsetting. You can pay on delivery, or the cost will be automatically deducted from your bank account. There is no need to tell them your account number -- it is unsafe to send your bank account number over unsecured lines, after all. However you pay for your pizza, it is strongly recommended that you tip your delivery person. Having your stereo system listed among next weeks specials can be unpleasant. The delivery people for Pizza At You seem to be the standard late-high- school or college age people who usually work delivery for pizza places. However, they are not people that you recognize from the area, and you do not know anyone who works for Pizza At You. Some of the delivery people are a little stranger than most -- the ones with pale green hair, or an extra thumb, for instance. No one ever sees exactly how or when the delivery person arrives and leaves. Even if someone is waiting by the door, he or she will happen to have looked away or blinked just as the deliverer arrives. People who actively try to follow a delivery person as they leave will sprain an ankle or develop sudden car trouble just as the delivery person rounds a corner and disappears. Plot Hooks: Pizza At You never messes up an order. Until now. Suddenly, Pizza At You is delivering orders to Alpha Centauri Four instead of Sol 3, and vice versa. The players are either hired by Pizza At You to discover the cause of the problems, or they may just be looking for their kangaroo and shark special. The players are desperate for cash and looking for jobs, when a shady person with an odd accent appears in the area, looking for delivery people. He/She/It says that the tips are good and that transportation will be provided. Also, the benefits are out of this world!